Like me, you’ve probably gone to a farm, watched a chicken walk around, and thought, “That chicken is basically a Tyrannosaurus Rex with wings and a smaller tail.”
Well, you are right! Scientists have now created the Chicken Rex! They wanted to do some research about how the T-Rex walked, so they attached a dinosaur tail to some chickens to see what happened.
How awesome is that?! Imagine waking up as one of those chickens!
Chicken A: “Yawn! Wow. That was crazy. I had a dream that I was a dinosaur.”
Chicken B: “DUDE…I don’t want to alarm you. But that was no dream!”
Chicken A: “On my Perdue! It was real! I’m a dinosaur! Awesome!”
Chicken B: “We have to go show everybody!”
(a quick trip to the chicken coop)
Chicken A: “What’s up hens? Oh that? That’s just my dinosaur tail. No bigs. Anybody wanna ruffle some feathers?”
(starts to walk out of the coop)
Chicken A: “See you later Foghorn Leghorn! We’re gonna fly the coop!”
Foghorn: “I say, I say, I say, I say…now that’s a nice tail, boy!”
Don’t worry, they didn’t get far. They can’t drive. Or fly.
After watching the Chicken Rex for 12 weeks, scientists think they understand the T-Rex walk a little better.
If they want to do MORE research, I would be very willing to wear a dinosaur tail. Forever.
I really wish I had a tail. I have no idea why evolution got rid of it. Can you see any negatives of still having a tail? NO. Any positives? THOUSANDS.
I’m off to walk like a dinosaur.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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