toilet it go

Apparently people aren't happy with the number of bathrooms in their home. They want MORE.

A new study says that new homes are being built with at least THREE bathrooms.

You know what I say? GOOD.

That might not be necessary if it's a new couple buying the house and there are only two people. But if they plan on having children, they need those bathrooms! If four people REALLY have to go after a long drive, you definitely want more than one bathroom in the house.

Luckily, I live alone and I have at least one bathroom.

Actually, I would like a house with bathrooms all over the place. Then, if I had to go, I wouldn't have to go very far. Maybe have a bathroom attached to every room of the house. Living room, den, bedroom, closets...

What's the difference between a den and living room, anyway?

Hold on...let me check...

Ok, the internettings helped me out. See, a den is supposed to be the quieter family room. The living room is a social room where guests can come and chat!

The living room is generally near the entrance of the house and the den is hidden away. Far, far away. Possibly in another galaxy. Just in case your family needs a REALLY quiet spot.

Also, the bathroom in the living room is more social, so that's awkward. The den bathroom is much quieter.

My house would even have a bathroom attached to the bathroom. Like a bathroom inception.

The bathroom that is attached to the bathroom is great when you need a bathroom.

I'm off to house a bathroom...or room a bathhouse?

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

it's a good place to wash your hands

I must admit, I like ocean-themed bathrooms. I don't know why. I've seen it many times in my life and every time I see it, I think, "That's a good way to decorate a bathroom!"

Some people just have ocean and sand stuff in there. Maybe a few shells. Sometimes they go all out and use ocean-scented candles!

It's pretty awesome!

I guess it works because there is a lot of water in a bathroom. It's like your own personal ocean. You're like Poseidon! You control the sea!

With the turn of a handle, you tell the water to come to you. With the lift of a plug, you DEMAND that the water leave your tub! Through a tiny hole!

YOU HAVE THE POWER!

So clearly, the ocean theme is just to show the other rooms in your house how powerful you are. The bedroom and living room weep in shame.

The power to sleep? HA! I pour water on your bed! Sleep on that!

You have a television and a couch? PFFFT! Let's see how you work with a puddle on your face!

Beware the power of Poseidon! And the bathroom!

I'm off to wash my hands.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj