toilet it go

Apparently people aren't happy with the number of bathrooms in their home. They want MORE.

A new study says that new homes are being built with at least THREE bathrooms.

You know what I say? GOOD.

That might not be necessary if it's a new couple buying the house and there are only two people. But if they plan on having children, they need those bathrooms! If four people REALLY have to go after a long drive, you definitely want more than one bathroom in the house.

Luckily, I live alone and I have at least one bathroom.

Actually, I would like a house with bathrooms all over the place. Then, if I had to go, I wouldn't have to go very far. Maybe have a bathroom attached to every room of the house. Living room, den, bedroom, closets...

What's the difference between a den and living room, anyway?

Hold on...let me check...

Ok, the internettings helped me out. See, a den is supposed to be the quieter family room. The living room is a social room where guests can come and chat!

The living room is generally near the entrance of the house and the den is hidden away. Far, far away. Possibly in another galaxy. Just in case your family needs a REALLY quiet spot.

Also, the bathroom in the living room is more social, so that's awkward. The den bathroom is much quieter.

My house would even have a bathroom attached to the bathroom. Like a bathroom inception.

The bathroom that is attached to the bathroom is great when you need a bathroom.

I'm off to house a bathroom...or room a bathhouse?

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

master of dreamland

Do you ever wish you could control everything you do in your dreams? Of course you do! Everybody wants that!

Well, a company in California says they figured out how you can with a special headband that you wear on your head. Unlike the headbands I wear on my knees.

This headband keeps track of you while you are sleeping. Like your brainwaves and when you’re in REM sleep and stuff.

When you are in a deep sleep and dreaming, it creates lights and sounds that will make you aware that you are dreaming without waking you up. Then, when you know you are dreaming, you do whatever you want in your dreams!

What would you do in your dreams? There are so many choices! I mean, theoretically, we dream every night. So you could do something different EVERY SINGLE DAY.

One day you could be a princess stuck in a western movie and you have to save the town from an evil group of hedgehog outlaws.

I know. Hedgehogs in little cowboy hats is one of the most adorable things I can think of, too. I might dream of that for a few nights just for fun.

After that, you could dream that you’re a rhino space adventurer! You have a huge rocket ship that lets you go to different planets in search of magical treasures hidden by evil pirate waffles!

Then you could dream that you’re sitting on a bench drinking coffee and reading a book on a warm day in Paris!

Well, they don’t ALL have to be so crazy. It might be nice to relax for a night.

I totally want this. As long as it’s not like Inception. Because I’m pretty sure bad stuff happened in those dreams.

I’m off to check my totem.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

hiccup wake up

I think I woke up the other night to a hiccup fit. I'm not sure, though.

See, I woke up in the middle of the night because I could not stop hiccuping. And I woke up because I was dreaming about hiccuping.

I was CONVINCED that I was only hiccuping because I was DREAMING about hiccuping.

I think that's called psychosomatic. Or psychoinsomniac.

Whatever it is, I got back to bed and told myself I didn't have the hiccups and that it was all in my head. Then I went back to sleep.

I know this is all very boring right now. BUT, here's the good part.

I got up that morning and I have NO idea if this really happened! I might have been dreaming about dreaming about hiccuping. Then, woke up from the dream within a dream and was just in one dream about waking up from psychosomniactic hiccups!

Then woke up for real having no idea where I was, what I was doing, and why I couldn't use my debit card!

Wait...maybe that was another dream. I can't keep track of all of it.

Is it a problem if you don't know what's real and what's a dream?

Not that I have that problem...I was just askin...for a friend.

I'm off to take a nap.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj