New research has found that Jupiter and Saturn might be filled with DIAMONDS! They’re just floating around in there. Waiting to be picked by anyone able to make the trip there.
Now, those are some pretty big planets. Like, HUGE planets. So they think there might be GIANT diamonds there. What they call “diamondbergs.”
I bet the Titanic would have LOVED to crash into one of those! That would have changed the entire movie!
Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never…OH! Look! A giant diamond! Let me see if I can get some diamonds, ok Jack? Jack?
There aren’t only diamondbergs, but also liquid diamond! YES! I guess they get close to the planet’s core and melt.
Imagine swimming in a pool filled with liquid diamond! That is what I call luxury!
Me: Would you like to go for a swim in my liquid diamond pool?
You: I would love to. Do you have anything to drink?
Me: Here, have a refreshing glass of liquid diamond.
You: Do you also eat diamonds for food?
Me: I do. I use my diamond teeth to chew it. Why? Do you still have gold teeth and swim in liquid gold?!
You: …maybe…
Me: I don’t think we can be friends anymore.
And that was the conversation I had yesterday. On my Saturn estate. Because I’m rich like that.
I’m off to chug diamonds.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
make way for meatballs
There is a truck in my yard.
Well...I don't really have a yard. I live in an apartment. But there are woods behind my complex. On the edge of those woods is a truck that looks like it got hit by a giant meatball.
Or another car. Whichever.
Now, I'm not sure if somebody around me actually OWNS this truck. Or if the meatball hit it and dragged it to my apartment. Or if the drivers wanted to stash it in the woods but couldn't get it past the trees.
You should always watch out for trees and meatballs. I learned to avoid trees and meatballs at ages 4 and 12 respectively. And to watch out for both simultaneously at age 19.
Whatever happened, it is there now. I'm not sure if I should call an authoritative figure or just let it chill out. Perhaps I should call James Cameron. He likes exploring.
He could make a movie called "Trucktanic: Make Way For Meatballs!"
I think it would work best in 3-D. Because it would look like the meatballs are coming RIGHT AT YOU!
"The meatball is coming! Do not let go of my hand!"
That's some powerful stuff. I'll send it to James. I hope he can get mail in the ocean.
I'm off to truck it.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
Well...I don't really have a yard. I live in an apartment. But there are woods behind my complex. On the edge of those woods is a truck that looks like it got hit by a giant meatball.
Or another car. Whichever.
Now, I'm not sure if somebody around me actually OWNS this truck. Or if the meatball hit it and dragged it to my apartment. Or if the drivers wanted to stash it in the woods but couldn't get it past the trees.
You should always watch out for trees and meatballs. I learned to avoid trees and meatballs at ages 4 and 12 respectively. And to watch out for both simultaneously at age 19.
Whatever happened, it is there now. I'm not sure if I should call an authoritative figure or just let it chill out. Perhaps I should call James Cameron. He likes exploring.
He could make a movie called "Trucktanic: Make Way For Meatballs!"
I think it would work best in 3-D. Because it would look like the meatballs are coming RIGHT AT YOU!
"The meatball is coming! Do not let go of my hand!"
That's some powerful stuff. I'll send it to James. I hope he can get mail in the ocean.
I'm off to truck it.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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