Showing posts with label boats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boats. Show all posts
Friday, January 25, 2013
the celestial manatee
This makes me so happy.
Sadly, a star died. About 20,000 years ago. Luckily, it left a bunch of gas around it called a nebula. This nebula looks like a manatee!
Yes! The majestic sea creature!
Some people seem to think that W50, aka the Manatee Nebula, aka (by me) The Celestial Manatee, is just a fluke. That's not true for multiple reasons.
One: A fluke is a fish. Manatees are mammals.
B: That would imply this shape happened by accident. It did not. It's a sign from the heavens!
The Celestial Manatee is an adorable, peace-bringing creature teaching us to slow down and appreciate life!
Be curious! Try to learn about things! Unless those things are propelled-driven boats. Be less curious about those.
Sleep! Like, half the day! Then don't get TOO crazy moving around. Just graze a little.
The Celestial Manatee wants you to relax. That's why it came to our universe. It used its manatee-sense and found out that people are too busy and that the world is too hectic right now. It had to bring its manatee-based powers to us to save the world from...um...speeds over 5 mph.
Let's just hope there isn't a Celestial Propelled-Driven Boat nebula nearby. That would be bad.
I'm off to man a tea.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
Friday, March 30, 2012
sail away, sail away, sail away
Some people believe the world is going to end soon. BUT! They have figured out how to be saved!
Pretty sweet, right? And they're just telling us how we can be saved too! Pic de Bugarach is an "upside down" mountain. It's pretty cool, actually. It's in France. So it's French.
This mountain is kinda sweet because, geologically speaking, it is upside down! Newer rocks are on the bottom. "Scientists" say that when the mountain erupted, the peak shot up into the air and flipped over and landed back inside itself.
Like a mountain pancake.
The rest of us know that aliens picked up the mountain and flipped it over so they would have a good place to land their large space boats.
You know what I love about space boats? Their music. They listen to a lot of Enya. They have the Orinoco Flow. That's a space sailor term meaning "we're a totally awesome boat that won't hit anything like icebergs."
I also love origami on Tuesdays.
“Origami On Tuesdays” is a good name for a band.
So is “Mountain Pancake.”
I would like a mountain of pancakes. Covered with peanut butter. And chocolate. And syrup. And strawberry Quick. The powder kind, not the goo. It's more fun to eat it that way.
I hope they serve that on my space boat cruise.
I'm off to book a space ticket.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
Pretty sweet, right? And they're just telling us how we can be saved too! Pic de Bugarach is an "upside down" mountain. It's pretty cool, actually. It's in France. So it's French.
This mountain is kinda sweet because, geologically speaking, it is upside down! Newer rocks are on the bottom. "Scientists" say that when the mountain erupted, the peak shot up into the air and flipped over and landed back inside itself.
Like a mountain pancake.
The rest of us know that aliens picked up the mountain and flipped it over so they would have a good place to land their large space boats.
You know what I love about space boats? Their music. They listen to a lot of Enya. They have the Orinoco Flow. That's a space sailor term meaning "we're a totally awesome boat that won't hit anything like icebergs."
I also love origami on Tuesdays.
“Origami On Tuesdays” is a good name for a band.
So is “Mountain Pancake.”
I would like a mountain of pancakes. Covered with peanut butter. And chocolate. And syrup. And strawberry Quick. The powder kind, not the goo. It's more fun to eat it that way.
I hope they serve that on my space boat cruise.
I'm off to book a space ticket.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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