words with squid

A lot of people have mobile devices. Phones to play Words with Friends. Tablets to play Words with Friends. Scrabble boards to play Words with Friends.

Wait...maybe not that last one...

With all this need to play with words, the world needs to keep making mobile devices! And one is clearly not enough! That is why they predict that by the end of the year, there will be more mobile devices than humans.

That's right, it's our own fault that machines are taking over the world! You have no reason to get upset when they figure out how to laser you and control your brain. It's your own fault. Because you love friends and words.

Luckily, I'm prepared. When all your phones and tablets start sprouting legs and arms and lasers and flame throwers, I have a team of squid ready to fight back.

Not just any squid, FLYING squid. These things squirt water to propel themselves out of the ocean. Then fly, like, 100 feet!

With that kind of water pressure, they could totally just aim their squirters at the army of iPads and take them all down!

Unless computers figure out how to waterproof themselves.

Or if they buy raincoats.

I guess I didn't plan this too well. I should probably train the squid with some ninja moves, too.

I'm off to get 48 points on a triple word square with "squid."

Enjoy Everything.

-dj