food in 3d

NASA is super cool. I love NASA. For 317 reasons. The latest reason is that they have given a grant to a company that wants to make food. IN 3D!

No special glasses required! And this isn’t post-production 3D like the movies! This is actual food in full-on three dimensions!

If I had to choose my dimensionally favorite food, it would have to be the 3 kind. It’s too hard pick up anything 2D. 4D is always tough to hold onto since it’s going through time. And 5D is just a mess until you say its name backwards! Kltpzyxm! (A Superman fan will find that funny! Everyone else is allowed to continue to think I am not funny.)

This NEW 3D food will be made with a printer. Kinda like a replicator in Star Trek! (Second Star Trek reference of the week! Score!) This 3D printer will have proteins, carbohydrates, and sugars instead of ink to make “edible food products!”

Instead of printing out a picture of a pen for your “Pictures of Pens” scrapbook, you can print out a pen made of proteins, carbohydrates, and sugars for you “Eatings of Pens” edible food products...book!

Edible food products are great. So much better than inedible food products.

Of course, I’m a huge fan of edible non-food products. Nothing is more fun than eating not-food!

Except maybe ninja robot penguins. They’re really fun, too.

I’m off to eat my food in the third dimension.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj