the sidewalk is hungry

Scientists in the Netherlands have created cement that will clean the air for us because it eats smog!

It’s basically regular cement, but they add titanium oxide to it. I guess, for some scientific reason, titanium oxide “neutralizes air pollutants.”

How cool is that?! They could do this in big cities everywhere and help give us clean air!

This is a pretty huge idea because there is cement, like, everywhere. If we used this in sidewalks and buildings and trees and oceans and puppies, the air would be so much cleaner!

The only thing that could be a problem is if all the smog is gone. What will the sidewalks eat next?

Humans.

It’s inevitable! That’s what everything eats when it gets too hungry! I’ve seen it in millions of movies!

We won’t be able to leave our homes. Hopefully your house is made out of something uncement. The cement would evolve into a giant cement creature that will eat people and take over the world and make everybody learn how to knit and make sweaters and stuff!

Or something just as scary!

I should make a movie about this. To warn people. I’ll call it “Where the Sidewalk Ends…YOUR LIFE.”

Humanity's last hope is the light in the attic and the giving tree. If we can convince them to come out of retirement and help us.

I’m off to walk on the side.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj