aquari-yum

An aquarium in Dallas decided to feed jellyfish some peanut butter for a while to see what happened.

Guess what DID happen! That’s right! Peanut Butter Jellyfish!

They put peanut butter into the tank with the jellyfish and after the jellyfish absorbed all the peanut buttery goodness, they grew up to be big and strong peanut butter jellyfish!

Why do this? Because jellyfish were always kinda jealous (jellyous?) of crabs. Crabs can be made into cake. Everybody loves cake.

So, jellyfish wanted to be made into a beloved food as well.

Who wouldn’t?

I mean, I’m sure you remember the “Mole v. Horse” decision of ’39. The big court case on where “guaca” would end up.

Horses settled on “radish,” but they have never been happy with it.

I know it seems like having the word “jelly” in their name already makes them pretty sweet. But do you ever just eat jelly plain out of the jar?

You do? Yeah…me too. And we are totally normal.

But they wanted something with a little more kick. And THAT is why scientists like to feed peanut butter to jellyfish!

I hear that they are going to start feeding mackerels some noodles and cheese. Mackereloni and Cheese might be the next display we see at the aquarium.

I’m off to put some butter in the halibut tank.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj