Editor's Note: Hi. I'm the editor. I'm also the writer. I'm also not very bright. I wrote this yesterday and got distracted by a tap-dancing horse and forgot to hit "post." This is REALLY funny if you read it yesterday. Well...maybe not funny...but RELEVANT! Which is almost like funny.
Happy birthday aspirin!
Or, as I like to call it, acetylsalicylic acid!
Well, not "call" it...I guess "sing" it is more accurate.
I once wrote a song in an elevator about acetylsalicylic acid. I was working on a new album based on over-the-counter medicines and I do my best work when I'm taunting gravity.
Would you like to learn the song? It's pretty simple. Just sing "acetylsalicylic acid" over and over again!
I know. It's kinda brilliant. I'm like that.
It is also the 100th birthday of the Oreo cookie! Which is a different kind of medicine. You can buy it over-the-counter, but you should really get the prescription-strength stuff. It's much better for you.
I have no songs for Oreo cookies. I'm sure I could think of one, but I have to go into the elevator for it.
There is a song about sodium, but I didn't write that one. It's still a good song, though.
Maybe I can combine all three. Not to eat. For a song.
Or maybe to eat...hmmm...salt and aspirin Oreo cookies?
That sounds like a tasty number 1 single!
I'm off to ride the elevator.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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