chimpanzees and orangutans are cool

Chimpanzees and orangutans are longly-named and adorable primates. Sadly, for these furry friends, they also have midlife crisiseses like their human cousins.

I've gone through many crisiseseses in my life. Because, really, you NEVER know when your ACTUAL middle of life will be! It's best to have a regular crisis every few years just to make sure you get that midlife one. Don't want to miss out!

Researchers questioned the chimps and orangs on how successful they felt. Apparently, they felt like they haven't achieved much in life. Still haven't paid off their tree mortgage. Still sitting at that rock answering phones all day. Going home to a bucket of food and an ipad left by their keepers.

What happened to your dreams?! Traveling the world! Being a movie star! Taking a woman up a building! Owning a small cupcakery in New York!

What happened to freedom!!!

I'll tell you what happened! SOCIETY...and tranquilizer darts from animal researchers...But mostly society!

If only these orangazees were allowed back into the wild, life would be fulfilling.

Actually, if humans were freed from the binds of the world and allowed to live in the wild, we would have a whole new world! A new fantastic point of view! (Now Aladdin is stuck in your head. Sorry.)

A world of freedom! A world of LIVING!

Do they have Doctor Who in the wild? I like that show. Maybe give me wild freedom and the BBC. That would be great.

I'm off to have a crisis.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj