ice cold beverages

Why do they still advertise stuff being "ice cold?" Is that really a draw?

There was a commercial for a food place that said you should get "fries and an ice cold" soda!

ICE COLD! Because they have ice to make it cold!

Now, I know there was a time before ice was invented that people could only get cold beverages during the winter months. And that was ONLY when they drank them outdoors!

But ice was invented a long time ago! At least 30 years ago! You can't throw a jar of mustard without hitting ice these days!

This might be because ice is so prevalent that throwing anything will hit it. It might also be because I throw mustard around every time I go to the supermarket and it eventually hits one of those big bags of ice that they keep in the freezer section.

Oh, and I only throw the dijon kind. Because, you know, I'm a fan of French stuff.

Did you know that Alexandre Gustave Eiffel was born in Dijon? Yep. He ALMOST made the Mustard Tower. But did not. Because it wasn't his name.

ALSO! Dijon, France has the International and Gastronomic Fair every year! Which sounds gross, but isn't. Gastronomy is actually the "art or science of eating food." Yep. It's like astronomy, but with a "G." Both have gasses, but different kids.

That's a disgusting joke and I apologize for it.

Luckily, in Dijon, and the rest of the world, if you want an "ice cold" jar of mustard, you can have that. Because we have things like freezers and refrigerators.

It's like promoting that you have doors.

"Come to our store! We have doors! You can actually walk inside and keep the wildebeest out!"

Okay...that does sound like a great store. If only they had ice.

I'm off to throw mustard at frozen foods.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj