drone flocks

A town in Colorado is selling hunting licenses for drones. Because I guess there are a lot of drones in Colorado?

I’m actually not sure about drone migrations. I’m not really an expert. I’m guessing that if you can catch a wild drone, you might be able to put an electronic tag on it so we can follow it around.

Or, since it’s already electronic, do we need to put an unelectronic tag on it? I’ll have to look into that.

I DO know for a fact that drones tend to go to the Middle East in winter. I think it has something to do with the warmer climate, but we don’t really know. It’s a mystery...like the migration of monarch butterflies and retirees.

But in Colorado, due to the lack of natural drone predators, there are far too many drones in the air. It’s causing all sorts of electronic interference and a slight buzzing sound for people with hearing aids.

So, they need to control the population by making it legal to hunt them during the warmer months. And any month Colorado is at war with the United States. More likely the warmer months.

Drones don’t provide much for meat, but their insides are good for fixing boom boxes and vacuum cleaners.

Mounting them on your wall is one way to impress your friends. And yes, size does matter. The smaller the drone, the more impressed people are. Because they know it took REAL skill to hit something that small.

I mean, seriously, hitting something large that isn’t moving is pretty easy. But those tiny drones are quick! You hit that, and you’re the sharpest shooter in the woodland!

If you have a drone problem in your state, you should write to your FAA representative about drone hunting.

But be very careful, evolution has given some drones very good protection. Like missiles. But like bees, once the missiles have been used, they don’t grow a new one.

Still, getting shot with a missile stings slightly worse than a bee.

I’m off to mount a drone.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj