Snakes have invaded Guam. And there’s only one team that can fix it.
A crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These mice promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles undergr…wait…that’s the A-Team.
Sorry, sometimes I get my soldiers of fortuneses confusedes.
What is REALLY happening is that these secret agent mice are going to parachute into the heart of Guam with a secret weapon.
N-acetyl-para-aminophenol. Code Name: Tylenol. Safe in small doses for aches and pains. Deadly to snakes whether they have aches and/or pains.
The mice signed up for this mission knowing that there was no chance of coming back home. But that’s how mice are. They knew that the only way to get a snake to eat the N-acetyl-para-aminophenol was to ingest it themselves.
Like a Trojan Horse. But smaller. And more over-the-countery.
The Mouse Paratroopers dropped into Guam and there they will remain until the fight is done.
Once it is done, Guam can get back to exporting copra and textiles.
So next time you see a mouse on the street, tip your hat and say, “Thank You.” They’ll appreciate that.
If you are not wearing a hat, buy one, then tip it.
And if you have a problem. And if no one else can help.
Gah! I did it again!
I’m off to call the A-Team.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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