Have you ever heard of Paul Hellyer? He was the Canadian Minister of National Defense in the 1960s. He says that “at least 4 known alien species have been visiting Earth for thousands of years.”
That’s right! I guess he’s been talking about it for years, but for some reason people aren’t buying it.
How could you NOT?! He was a minister! Of defense! He probably had lunch with aliens all the time!
He said that there’s a whole federation of aliens out there that are generally good folks. But they won’t interfere with species that aren’t in their federation.
Yes, I know, he stole the premise of Star Trek and the Prime Directive. But still! That doesn’t mean it’s not true!
So they just watch us from one of Saturn’s moons to see what we do next. Because that’s where they hang out. I don’t know why.
He also said that aliens have visited and offered to help us take care of the planet. They won’t force us to do anything because, you know, the Prime Directive, but they are worried about how we treat the planet. So they came by years ago and said, “Hey, we see that you’re kinda messing up this nice place. We would love to help out. Saturn’s moons are pretty bland. We would much rather use this planet as a vacation spot. I mean, just look at Aruba!”
That may or may not have been the EXACT transcript. I wasn’t there. But I’m a pretty good maker-upper of totally accurate history.
Oh! And he also says that there are two species of aliens on Earth RIGHT NOW. They have jobs in the United States government!
Lucky. Do you know the benefits you get with a government job?! They probably get to use the government's spaceships for free and just have to log the light years.
Why can’t I be an alien? Are there any government positions open on Saturn’s moons? I’m willing to travel.
I’m off to check the Titan section of craigslist.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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