all you need is honey

Did you hear about this?! Some guy nursed a bumble bee back to health. With honey!

Yes! He saw the bee on the ground looking pretty awful. He put a little honey on his hand and picked up the bee and it started eating! Then, it started eating more and getting stronger and was healthy again!

How amazing is that?! Even if it's fake, I don't care!

I may or may not have a degree in medical doctoriness, but I think this could change medical science forever!

I'm going to go to the hospital and have everybody drink honey. Then, when everybody is cured of everything, we will have a party. With a water slide.

I wonder if water slides work if you put honey on them instead of water? A honey slide. Hmmm...I may have to try that.

Oh! And there will bee (did that on purpose for funniness) a pool filled with honey! Honey pools are the best! Unless you like big splashes with your cannonballs. Then they're not so good.

But if you want a good upper-body workout, do laps in a honey-filled pool. A few of those and you could have the strength of a bee! A bee with the POWER OF HONEY!

I think bees and I have a lot in common. Bees love honey and I love honey.

Okay, so it's only one thing in common, but it's a BIG thing in common.

Maybe I should get a pet bee. We could eat honey together, watch Star Wars, fly kites, make prank calls to the United Nations (Hey Ban Ki-moon, is that your cell phone buzzing? NO IT'S MY BEE! *hang up* hahaha!)...oh the fun we would have!

I'm off to put honey in my hands and adopt a bee.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

hands or feets or windshields

I drive a car with air vents. I think most cars do. The ones that do not...well...I hope they have windows or something. That would really stink if they do not.

But MY car has both! Fancy automobile, I have!

It was a little humid this weekend, but not too hot. I put on some air conditioning to keep me and my windshield cool and dry, but it was a little cold on my feet, so I made it just blow through the hand vents. Then my windshield needed a little drying out, so I put it up there.

Why can't I do a windshield/hand combo? How is that not an option? I mean...why is there a feet/windshield option?

And how come you can't get triple-air with a hand/foot/windshield combo! How awesome would that be?!

Imagine the amount of air that would come in through those vents! It would be crazy! I would be able to fly a kite in my car!

Who doesn't love a little car kiting?!

Maybe you have a fancier car that gives you more options. My car is still pretty fancy, though. With all those windows AND air vents.

I also have four floor mats. FOUR! Bet you can't say that about your car!

Sometimes I put all four of them under my feet while I'm driving. Just to make sure my floor is totally matted.

You know I'm driving 4-matted when you see me fly by you with your triple-blow air vents and I laugh at your single-mattedness.

Take that fancy car.

I'm off to check your vents.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj