sweetened condensed milk

If I had a band, I would name it Sweetened Condensed Milk.

If I wrote a book, I would call it Sweetened Condensed Milk.

If I had a child, I would name it Sweetened Condensed Milk.

If I had anything that I was allowed to name, I would call it Sweetened Condensed Milk! Because it's so much fun to say!

I have never actually tasted sweetened condensed milk until recently. It's true! I've heard about it. People whisper about it on the street and there are legends about it in ancient Brazilian temples, but I've never tasted its goopness.

Now I have. I decided to try it because it always sounded good. I mean...it's sweetened! So really, how could it not be good!

I bought a can. I didn't know WHAT to do with it. I went to the library, but got distracted. I don't want to talk about it, but let's just say I have a lot of DVDs reserved right now.

I then looked for recipes online. THAT is where I found it. Toast. That magical marvel of bread when its atomic structure changes from Br to To.

Safety Note: Do NOT put Bromine Br into a toaster. Bread Br is ok. Bromine Br will probably kill you. And it will not turn into toast. It will just turn into you dead.

In Asia, they put sweetened condensed milk on toast all the time! I tried it and it's awesome!

I had no idea that it was so much fun to say AND eat!

If your weekend is getting boring and you're looking to add to your periodic table of the condiments, get some sweetened condensed milk!

Then just yell it out for fun! SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK!

I'm off to To my Br. (Again, NOT Bromine)

Enjoy Everything.

-dj