Researchers at the University of Buffalo know what’s important! They have been working on making Wi-Fi available…UNDERWATER!
Ever heard of a tweeting fish? You will now!
Sorry, that was a bad joke. But you should know, most of the jokes are bad. Deal with it.
Imagine having Facebook everywhere you go! You could be on your yacht and sail for days and never have to worry about missing a post.
Just think of the selfies you could post on Instagram! “Me in the Atlantic! #oceanfun #selfie #bluewater” Or “Me in the Pacific! #selfie #beautifulday #whatsthatfinbehindme”
Granted, they’re not doing this so you can play with your phone on every inch of the world. They say there are practical reasons, too.
Mostly because Aquaman is bored and the only member of the Justice League NOT on Facebook. Partly because it could actually help with tons of research about our oceans.
Also, for safety reasons! It could help detect a tsunami or other strange underwater disasters.
Like, if you follow a shark on Twitter, you’ll know what beach to avoid. (I warned you about the jokes!)
They did say this could be used for many things like “helping law enforcement track drug traffickers to protecting the ocean’s inhabitants.”
Yep! After many years working with the DEA (not true), I know that traffickers love posting selfies WITH location services ON!
“Smooth sailing and sunny days! #selfie #hash #dealer #cuteoutfit”
He was easy to catch.
I’m off to FishFaceBook.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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