paging dr. agon

OH MY DRAGON! This is the greatest thing that's ever happened in my life!

I got a text from my lovely co-worker Dina. She was looking for toys.

As you may or may not know, texts are only 160 characters. When you send something that is OVER 160 character, you get TWO text messages!

How fun is that?! If it goes over 320 characters, YOU GET THREE TEXTS! YAY!

So I got a two-part text from Dina. The first text ended with "red or blue or whatever dr"

The next text message said "agon. he is paying..."

I thought she was looking for a Dr. Agon toy.

NOPE! She was looking for a DRAGON!

How awesome would it be to have a dragon that is also a doctor named Dr. Agon!

I'm going to go to medical school and change my name to Agon.

Then I will be able to fly and shoot fire out of my mouth.

Because that's what happens.

It would be better than choking on my coffee.

Because that's what actually happened this morning. Twice.

I'm off to text a hospital.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

step it up a little bit

I will exercise when I can. It's not bad. It's not great, but I feel like I should do it because it's supposed to be healthy for you.

One thing I have NEVER done is "step" stuff. I don't get it. Without any instruction, I tried stepping up onto the platform. I did it. Then I stepped down again. Woo.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong because it was not even close to resembling a workout! Maybe I should be carrying an ox when I do it. That would probably make it harder, right?

OH! You know what is sweet (and totally unrelated but I just thought of it and didn't want to forget to tell you)! Strawberries are coming early!

I know it's because of climate change and stuff, but it's still pretty awesome. I like good strawberries. Not bad ones. Good ones are good. Bad ones are not good. They are bad. Strawberries are one of the cutest fruits, don't you think?

The doctor said I was healthy (going back to the healthy talk). I told him that I exercised. Not step aerobics, though.

My doctor likes bears. He had a bear calendar in his room. I found out that Bear Awareness Week was in the beginning of May. I'm bear aware. Are you?

I bet bears like strawberries.

I tried strawberries and peanut butter once. Because I like peanut butter on pretty much everything. It wasn't gross. But it wasn't anything special. Try it if you like, but it's kind of a waste. Save the pb for apples or bread. Peanut butter pb, not lead.

I'm off to have a strawberry picnic with a bear.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj